- Mood:
Neutral - Listening to: "Hare Hare Yukai" (teach me the dansu!)
any offensive (spelling?) things i write are SATIRICAL. i don't hate your nationality.
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (ew.)
[x] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (i hate reality tv)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (really hate it)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (with mayo xD)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (nope. i do hate chavs though.)
[x] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 4
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs" (o_o)
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (it's a whore)
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[/] You are tanned. (i'm mixed race, does that count?)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (hulk hogan?)
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4 1/2
○● I T A L I A N ○●
[?] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (deceased. RIP megan.)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (i hate it when they add stuff like garlic or vegetables to it. when i eat a meatball, i expect it to be made of meat)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian. (i can say hello.)
[ ] You are under 5'10". (i dunno)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[/] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (nope, but they're tasty!)
[x] You talk with your hands
Total: 4 1/2
○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (learning at school for over 3 years)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (...i can see how spanish that would make someone)
[x] You are dark skinned....kinda i guess?? (i'm beige)
[x] You know what a Puta is. (i'll give you a clue: it's your mum)
[x] You talk fast occasionally......always (i start stuttering and people start laughing and i start reaping their babies' souls and putting them into McDonalds chips)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (bananas! wooooooo)
Total: 6 (arriba)
○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (nope, but i like pronuncing "minion" as "mignon")
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[/] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2 1/2
○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[/] You have/had freckles. (ish.)
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing (swearing and torture)
Total: 2 1/2
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[/] You say nigga/nukka casually. (not...really. when i quote something i do.)
[x] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap. (EWEWEWEWEWEW)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (nah. he makes monkey faces. he's friends with us)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 3 1/2 (i've been living in whiteyville too long)
○● A S I A N ○●
[/] You have slanty/small eyes. (they're a bit small)
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[/] Most people think you're Chinese. (someone called me asian.)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (falcon?...punch.)
Total: 4
○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. (that isn't prison slang, is it?)
[/] You speak some German. (i say ja)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 3 1/2
○● C A N A D I A N ○● (FUCK YES!)
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[/] You speak some French (cheese!)
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 3 1/2
○● A M E R I C A N ○● (BOOOOOO!)
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[?] You have had an abortion (that's more of a british thing. stop stealing from us! especially football!)
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read (try and spell "colour" right! i DARE you!)
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. (hyuk hyuk)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. (how would it be?)
Total: 1 1/2 (thank god for that)
○● B E L G I A N ○● (for my homies in brugge. and you, yui-chan)
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard (that's my mum)
[ ] You like french fries. (THEY'RE CALLED CHIPS, YOU SACKS OF BUFFALO DIARREHEA DUMPS! STOP IT!)
[/] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (prison slang)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (all football teams suck. football sucks. go home)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government. (...we have a government?)
Total: 1/2
○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[ ] You like the sea. (full of roaring sharks and implausable explosions)
[ ] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[x] You tend to favour the megalomania. (your mine, america)
Total: 3
○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot.
[...?] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian (there's an egyptain accent?)
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes (how the hell do you beckon with your forehead? teach me so i can scare small children and sexually harassed emo artists)
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[/] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair. (DARK BROWN.)
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading (i like reading)
Total: 1/2
so i'm spanish! woot.
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